1. Troubles - Master assassin and professional thief. Never turn your back on him. 2. Dirk - Iron jaw and fastest hands on the planet. He will fuck you up. 3. Hordor - Super human strength. His whole vocabulary consists of one word, "Hordor". 4. Tina the Telepath - Moves objects just by thinking about it. 5. Skeptical Sue - It is believed she can see into the souls of men and discern motives. 6. William - Philosopher, poet, warrior....also gay. 7. Radical Larry - This guy is all business all the time. Vibrates through walls, can burrow underground.